Upon returning home from an extended business trip, Mr. Kang discovered his wife had transformed into a Grey Tabby and had started a business managing cat real estate with a Chocolate Point Siamese.
His wife informed Mr. Kang that while she still loved him, she had found her true calling as a cat real estate agent. For reasons she found difficult to explain to her husband – a non-cat – cat business was performed subterraneously.
In an attempt to win him round to the idea of her new lifestyle, she invited him underground to visit her workplace. Mr. Kang was dismayed to find it quite cramped and dark in her new office deep beneath their house… although he was pleased she had decided to work near home.
The whole place stunk of piss, but he noted that it was very well decorated. His wife introduced him to her business partner. He seemed a nice fellow – pleasant and elegant – although too preoccupied with the layout of their latest promotional brochure to talk much.
Mr. Kang felt torn – though not at all happy with the idea of spending much of his time underground with cats, he was bursting with pride at his wife’s sense of initiative. He patted her head tenderly as she looked up at him purring with encouragement.