Eulogy for the World

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here—date and time incalculable—to commemorate the passing of our one and only, our Everything. Taken from us far too soon, yet now at rest. Bow your heads before the final procession of innumerable pantheons! Nursemaids to every human privation, resplendent in their finest regalia; children of a golden light scattered… Continue reading Eulogy for the World


Highly-rendered nothingness

I gazed into the abyss, but it wouldn’t look back— it was busy with a selfie upload to Snapchat. So I pulled out my phone, and sent it a snap. I got a ten-second clip when it messaged me back, so I took a good look— and it had ears like a cat 😻