The best part about being in love with yourself is you're always there for you. The worst part is it's really difficult to break up.
Tag: aphorism
Bargain basement aphorism #7
We're already cyborgs. The dystopia's been here for ages - it's just not cool like on TV. #WeDontHaveTheWardrobe
Bargain basement aphorism #6
We're not so different you and I 😊 #ThoughStillDifferentEnoughToDespiseEachOther😡
Bargain basement aphorism #5
Nobody cares about that dream you had last night... except me... tell me about that dream you had last night...
Bargain basement aphorism #4
Never explain the joke... NEVER... except when your joke has offended someone you really like... and you're worried you've blown it for good... then explain the joke... maybe there are some other pretty good reasons to explain the joke? (OK, this is more a rule of thumb really) #maybeItJustWasntVeryFunny
Bargain basement aphorism #3
Deep inside each and every one of us is a robot voice that wants to say something sexy. #yourInnerRobotVoiceIsSexy .
Bargain basement aphorism #2
If you can't feel it, it's not yours. Bargain basement aphorism #1
Bargain Basement Aphorism #1
Etiquette is purely for those who don't know themselves, which is why it's important we all learn it.
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