Elevator pitch for epic trilogy

A grasshopper raised by ants Always wanting to devour everything Sing! And dance furiously While dutifully collecting supplies for the colony And wondering what it would be like to die alone in winter Having lived just one summer in the sun A line of sentient action figures Like Toy Story But! They never leave their… Continue reading Elevator pitch for epic trilogy



Love interest as Romantic Metaphor (RM) 1.1 Reinforcement of RM 1.1 to ingratiate reader and establish structure Narrator's relationship to RM 1.1 to establish point of view (POV) Love interest as RM 1.2 Extension of RM 1.2 to develop Wider Metaphor (WM) 1 Narrator's relationship to RM 1.2 to structurally emphasise POV Love interest as… Continue reading BAD cODE

What this is not

This is not a wonderful memory: A crash of blue and gold, best friends' voices, and smells of things people who once loved you lost long ago...


Buried inside this lol is a warm feeling of relief, affirmation and coyness. This lol however, is just a filler.

100% response rate

This is an animated gif of response feedback for a survey I made in Surveymonkey (that's why it looks a bit budget) – I like the concept, but might make a better-looking version some time.

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Floods and droughts

We are the people! We thirst! I am a fountain. My waters sustain hearts and minds. I will never stop dancing... Not until all I produce is dust. I am a well. I will never deny you. My waters run deep. I will continue until I am of no more use. You are a spring.… Continue reading Floods and droughts